Just how far does this rabbit hole go?

[Livingston]

Let's see how I am doing here...

Step 1. Buy kilts. DONE
Step 2. Buy Hose. DONE
Step 3. Buy flashes. DONE
Step 4. Buy sporrans. DONE
Step 5. Buy kilt pins. DONE
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs. DONE
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks. DONE
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family. DONE



Step 6, 7, and 9 MIGHT be a possibility. Step 10, not gonna happen. I'd rather keep others employed. ;)

No one said you had to make kilts, just learn how

[Cherub]

Which is just as important as "All keyboards and moniters MUST becovered with plastic that will resist all known beverages including but not limited to: coffee, tea, milk and single malt."

Which is why i have a Sealed Keyboard..............

and Keep the Brain Bleach handy for those visualizations.....

[Panache]

(To the tune Who do you love?)

I’ve got a Barb Tewksbury kilt around waist, I got a Rab Gordon knife in my sock
New cavscout belt and an R Kilt strap, and you know I’m ready to rock
Got a brand new Fergusson Brit sporran , and it's a-made out of the softest fur
Come on take a little walk with me newbie, and tell me how do you kilt?

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

Around the town I wear an Inverness cape, take it easy Newbie you know you can’t escape

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

I've got a balmoral hat and hand knit hose, I’m an X Marker! Newbie and you know it shows

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

Now Hamish took a-me by my hand, he said "Jamie you don't understand,
How do you kilt?”

The forum was empty and the screen went dead, there in the dark of I could have sworn I heard what he said,
I turned to face the mirror and somebody cried, "No fears Newbie let X Marks be your guide!"

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

Yeah, I've got fly plaid flowing with an XMTS pin, I’m an X Marker, Newbie, I never give in!

XMTS tartan kilt, ghillie brogues on my feet, got the Dropkick Murphys on the radio and ya you know I can’t be beat!

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

I’ve got a Barb Tewksbury kilt around waist, I got a Rab Gordon knife in my sock
New cavscout belt and an R Kilt strap, and you know I’m ready to rock
Got a brand new Fergusson Brit sporran , and it's a-made out of the softest fur
Come on take a little walk with me newbie, and tell me how do you kilt?

How do you kilt?
How do you Kilt?


With apologies to Bo Diddley and George Thorogood



Cheers

Jamie

[davedove]

If you feel you are overwhelmed, just click your heels together and repeat three times: There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

What's that? The wrong story? I know it's the wrong story! It's just the only literary escape clause I could think of.

davedove as the Caterpillar

Great, now I'm going to have to look at the story because I can't remember what the caterpillar does.

[McFarkus]

Welcome to ultimate insanity and addiction

[sydnie7]

Ah! but that story has the answer to the issue of "closet shrinkage" --

"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small..."

[At least that's how JAirplane had it going]

[BroosterB1]

Gawd, I am screwed...

I just got the shipping conformation from Jerry: a new Gordon Standard, Irish saffron, standard brown sporran and the nylon night stocker sporran are on their way.

I should have taken the red pill, I should have taken the red pill, but the blue one with the white cross was sooooooo pretty......

The Caterpillar was smoking a hookah, of course, contact high.......

[BroosterB1]

Ah! but that story has the answer to the issue of "closet shrinkage" --

"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small..."

[At least that's how JAirplane had it going]

And the one my mother gives me makes me want more wool...

[Atlanta Kiltie]

To paraphrase from Alice in Wonderland: To get anywhere around here you must buy as many kilts and accessories as you can. To get anywhere else, you must buy at least twice as many as that.

[Southern Breeze]

Gawd, I am screwed...

I just got the shipping conformation from Jerry: a new Gordon Standard, Irish saffron, standard brown sporran and the nylon night stocker sporran are on their way.

I should have taken the red pill, I should have taken the red pill, but the blue one with the white cross was sooooooo pretty......

The Caterpillar was smoking a hookah, of course, contact high.......

The red pill gets you solid colors, but the blue one with the white cross gets you tartan!