So now I'm a Peacock!

[The Barry]

My GF noticed me specifically because I'm a peacock. 'Tis the nature of the beast!

I'll rock my shiny, pleated, woolen feathers anytime. My woman loves it, so should yours!

You're with her, after all. She should want you to look good.

[thescot]

What Ron said. We really need to see a lot of photos of your lovely wife in order to be able to help you with this dilemma.

So, let's see, she's lovely, built, great salt-and-pepper hair (Lord how I love that look), yep. We need photos of her if we are to give you any real guidance.

You can show picture of you, too.

[Leprechaun 91]

Make sure to get a nice long peacock feather to put in your glengary. That should get her "hackles" up.