Interesting thread to end all interesting threads

[Squeaky McMurdo]

All right all right. Grant wants a bit of an ego boost it sounds like


Grant is the most interesting man in the world. Dos Equis beer has respected his wishes to remain anonymous (for fear that he would be asked by every rubber chicken company in the world to be their spokesperson) but the fact remains that the material behind the guy that actor Jonathan Goldsmith plays is Grant's true life story!

Here are the latest interesting things Grant has done in the past week:

*Climbed Grant's Peak (one of his own private mountains, he has 7 including one in the Himalayas and another on Mars) in a kilt.

*Rescued an orphaned giant squid from an underwater fire

*Tamed a ferocious lion on an African Safari by threatening it with the offer of a kilt check, whereaupon it begged to be made into a rug which now graces the parlour of Grant's secret mansion hidden 60 km under Lake Ontario

*Solved the world's hunger problem while doodling on a napkin at Denny's. Got distracted by the cute redheaded waitress who took his plate along with the napkin.

*Performed a kilted Chicken dance in celebration when his private helicopter landed on top of the Eiffel Tower

*Several secret missions which we know nothing about except that he was kilted and there was something about a brewery mentioned....







--Chelsea McMurdo--

[Wompet]

Squeaky, you have to check your facts before you post these sort of things.

Turpin and Lamarr Britt are making the lion into sporrans for members of the Sinister and Obscene Kilt Syndicate (and those members of the Sinister Esoteric Kilt Society who are joining in the latest venture) ,
and the waitress was blond.

[Coinneach]

No, please not the kilted chicken dance!

[Squeaky McMurdo]

Squeaky, you have to check your facts before you post these sort of things.

Turpin and Lamarr Britt are making the lion into sporrans for members of the Sinister and Obscene Kilt Syndicate (and those members of the Sinister Esoteric Kilt Society who are joining in the latest venture) ,
and the waitress was blond.

Okay, so there was enough left over for a bunch of sporrans too.....and fine, the waitress was strawberry blonde.

[kiltedsawyer]

All right all right. Grant wants a bit of an ego boost it sounds like

Here are the latest interesting things Grant has done in the past week:

*Climbed Grant's Peak (one of his own private mountains, he has 7 including one in the Himalayas and another on Mars) in a kilt.

--Chelsea McMurdo--

And he did it left handed.

[davedove]

All right all right. Grant wants a bit of an ego boost it sounds like
...

*Climbed Grant's Peak (one of his own private mountains, he has 7 including one in the Himalayas and another on Mars) in a kilt.

Hmmm, a mountain on Mars, that will make it difficult.

Oh, wait, maybe he only THINKS he has a mountain on Mars.

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Don't worry Rex, the dog received immediate medical care from a trained veterinarian. According to the latest reports the dog is recovering from the shock and with therapy is expected to make a full recovery.

Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

Define full recovery, dear!

Poor Grant. His thread was hijacked by chickens.

Poor Grant's threads are often hijacked by chickens. I think it's a conspiracy.

Uh, this thread as strayed off of the original topic - how wonderful I am - too nomadic cows? It's getting waaay to political here, don't make me shut this thread down!

Why not?

"If, as a member, you find that most of what you write is in the Off Topic forum maybe it is time to rethink why you are here on X Marks the Scot. "- Panache

I feel like the scale is tipping.

Do you? Oh good.








Back on the subject of Grant, and his long flowing golden locks and pert derriere....










Oh never mind.


Be well,



p.s. Grant, it's 8:52 pm here

[Jerry]

How come folk hunt wild turkeys and wild ducks, even wild geese, but nobody hunts wild chickens??????

Obviously you haven't seen any of the killer coons around here that have decimated my chicken flock.

[Tartan Shortbread Jock]

Hello Grant, glad to meet you.
Order of the Rubber Chicken sounds great.
Where is the best place to buy a good quality
Rubber Chicken. I bought one from a well known
kilt company in Scotland but the head fell off, then
the legs gave way. My own fault, I should have read
the instruction book.

[ccga3359]

People, people. You're straying! Remember. Me, wonderful. Go.