Idiot in a skirt!

[Nighthawk]

Unlikely, sir. However, as a small confession, a mere second after I said it, I was absolutely POSITIVE I was going to die and started cursing my lack of a brain-to-mouth filter.

Yeah. Mine is full. I had one that worked once.

[Bugbear]

Ah, Nighthawk and Cassidy take the path of the Yang when kilted in the bar. This could result in a kilted belching contest.

[Nighthawk]

Ah, Nighthawk and Cassidy take the path of the Yang when kilted in the bar. This could result in a kilted belching contest.

For that, I would have bring my friend Janice along. She's this little 115 pound beer drinker with a gut for gas like no one I've never known. She has distracted people on opposites sides of parking lots in the past.

[Bugbear]

What ever it takes, Nighthawk; what ever it takes.

[Southern Breeze]

For that, I would have bring my friend Janice along. She's this little 115 pound beer drinker with a gut for gas like no one I've never known. She has distracted people on opposites sides of parking lots in the past.

I've not seen a lady with those skills since I was a bartender/ bouncer. Don't ask for details, this is a G rated forum.

[CDNSushi]

I've not seen a lady with those skills since I was a bartender/ bouncer. Don't ask for details, this is a G rated forum.

Oh, but I'd SO love to know. MODS: Can we have a age 18+ "Back room" forum? Please please please please please???

[Bugbear]

That's what the PM system is for; however, the Mods do have their own invisible, floating forum-world.

I have a feeling they laugh at us over there... or at least me.

[CDNSushi]

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Hmm. Or WAS it...?

[Nighthawk]

That's what the PM system is for; however, the Mods do have their own invisible, floating forum-world.

I have a feeling they laugh at us over there... or at least me.

I always kinda suspected that, too.

[Brasilikilt]

The last time I encountered such a situation, I let out a hearty chuckle and said something to the effect of "Awww Sh*t man, if only you knew......" whilst I was making a familiar gesture by thrusting my hips forward and holding a pretend "beach ball" at waist level.

I gave the fellow a wide mischievous grin and a wink, then proceeded on my way