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  1. 4th September 09, 11:17 PM #1
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    Great whiskey, bad jokes!

    What do you call a woman with one leg?
    - Ilene

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
    - Matt

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
    - Bob

    What wears a fur coat and pants?

    - A dog

    What has 4 legs and no ears?

    - Mike Tyson's dog

    Those, along with a few drams of Highland Park and an Indiana Jones flick, make for a good Friday evening.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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    Brought a smile to me face on this early morn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JolyStNicholas View Post


    Brought a smile to me face on this early morn!
    What's green, furry, has 4 legs, and will kill you if it drops out of a tree on you?

    - A pool table.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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    What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?

    Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mikey View Post
    What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?

    Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
    That's disgusting!! I love it!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
    What do you call a woman with one leg?
    - Ilene
    And where does she work?

    IHOP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEEDEE View Post
    And where does she work?

    IHOP!

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    Excellent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEEDEE View Post
    And where does she work?

    IHOP!

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    And her oriental cousin would be Irene!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinksdad View Post
    And her oriental cousin would be Irene!
    You people are killin' me!!
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    So tonight, it's Indy and Bicardi. My wife likes a nice single malt (thanks to yours tuely) but still likes the sweet stuff.
    Last edited by Nighthawk; 12th September 09 at 10:02 AM.
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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