What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob

What wears a fur coat and pants?

- A dog

What has 4 legs and no ears?

- Mike Tyson's dog

Those, along with a few drams of Highland Park and an Indiana Jones flick, make for a good Friday evening.