Kilts on Mars!!

**Riverkilt** · 18th May 10, 09:43 PM

Despite the raging controversy at NASA as to whether there are, in fact, kilted creatures on Mars - here is PROOF POSITIVE that there ARE kilted creatures lurking on Mars waiting for NASA to get their manned (or better womaned) Mars mission launched.

Kilts make it much easier to dodge incoming meteorites.

**Downunder Kilt** · 18th May 10, 09:59 PM

I thought the men from mars were meant to have a complexion that matched the colour of your shirt and jacket

Great pics by the way.

**kennethrmc** · 18th May 10, 10:46 PM

I heard something about mars creatures dancing with their canes?

**English Bloke** · 19th May 10, 01:41 AM

Blimey, that's impressive country.

**Woodsheal** · 19th May 10, 06:36 AM

That creature has stolen my Space Modulator!

toadinakilt · 19th May 10, 06:38 AM

HG Wells was wrong... this Martian is much more terrifying.

**KiltedKnome** · 19th May 10, 06:47 AM

Ron, did you run into Professor Percival Lowell and visit the canals?

**Nighthawk** · 19th May 10, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Kilts make it much easier to dodge incoming meteorites.

Nice touch!

**Riverkilt** · 19th May 10, 07:09 AM

Have yet to encounter the professor, but have explored some of the dried out Martian canals.

If you're interested in exploring Mars kilted its really pretty easy. Come to Sedona, Arizona in the wee hours then creep up to the UFO Museum and drag the Alien out of his space ship. They sleep soundly if you don't jossle them. Space ship is easy to fly. Just run it over to Mars and find a likely spot to land and explore.

Since Sedona is close to home I fly back there and leave the machine. If you sprinkle a little single malt on the Alien and leave the bottle next to him he just thinks he's sobering up and never realizes his ride has been borrowed.