Accidental exposure

[Mel1721L]

One night out at a pub a drunk know it all gent was talking about his military experience and how they were always regimental. He then decided to check if I was in front of 20 or so people mixed girls and guys. I was regimental at the time. He held the apron up and I then told him to let go of my kilt. These days if I know there will be children around I cover up otherwise I gage each situation as they come up.

A punch on the nose would have been my response I think.