Accidental exposure

[Mel1721L]

Today I learned that a kilt is not the best thing to be wearing when you fall down the stairs.

I was trying to go downstairs from my apartment with my three dogs. Not usually a problem, but there were two abandoned dogs near by and mine pulled so hard that I fell down the last three or four steps. Of course the kilt flew up and stayed up as I landed, but the worst thing was that there were a couple of kids who'd been making a fuss of the strays.

What was your worst kilt moment?