Well, Panache, you certainly live up to your name. Nice claymore, but according to your definition, not very "goth". Does the F.H.C.A.G. approve of the Pirate lifestyle?
I have to disagree with ccga, the leather pants make the whole thing work. Keep up the flair brother, it works for you!!!
What are the "Phantasmagorfic" qualities of a kilt? All the men I know who wear them are real.