*grumble*....*snarl*

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

Now there's your first mistake. You showed F-H.C.A.G. how to make an X-Kilt, now learn from her and get sloshed before making the damn kilt. The pleats will look fine...snip...

No, no, no! Get sloshed during, not before, the process!

Should I baste just the pleats - or the whole kilt and the wearer of it? It's getting close to fitting time...

w2f

He likes olive oil and balsamic vinegar, with just a little orange juice, salt, pepper, and garlic powder.

Useful words for those who have the raw courage to attempt to sew (hand or otherwise) a kilt.

DRUNK,• adj, euphemisms include:

...snip...Basted...snip...,!

See, here you can kill two birds with one stone-basted basting!

Granted. There must be more.

Yes, I agree that we should add Granted to the list!

Be well,