What am I doing wrong?

[Nick the DSM]

Six points:

#1 Immediately adopt the kilt as your full time form of dress.
#2 Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
#3 Accept her kind offering with grace and good demeanor!
#4 Your mother-in-law is right – you need not visit her ever again.
#5 This will solve many, many more problems, than you could even begin to think of!
#6 You are a very lucky man!

HAHAAHHAHA!

i think someone is lying about you flashing. you seem to do everything right. next time where some underwear and if they still accuse, you can say that its impossible for them to see anything because you have something underneath.