In reply to her comment about your kilts being dresses, and changing your name to Antonia, I would have brought up the fact that 1st Sgt. Dwayne Farr, USMC wore a non-traditional, camouflage kilt in Iraq. That he did so while playing taps on the bagpipes with the banner of the United States Marine Corps flying from the pipes. Then I would have ask her what name she thought he should have gone by.

That would have left her with a rather difficult afternoon of work when trying to answer the phone and only being 2 inches tall. Forget about her.

Darrell