After coming home from the shops today with yet another unplanned purchase of a kilt I thought it was maybe time to take stock. I counted exactly forty kilts hanging up in wardrobes (closets), plus the one I am wearing, plus the two I am currently jonesing for makes a total of 43, which is precisely forty more than the three kilts which I owned when I first joined Xmarksthescot three years ago. In other words I have been acquiring kilts at the rate of more than one per month for the past three years. There are twelve serious 8-yard kilts, of which six are heavyweight tanks and six are the lighter 13oz weight. To this needs to be added various lightweight wool, PV and acrylic kilts, Union Kilts, a Freedom Cargo kilt, a Utilikilt, a Blaklader, a USAK semi-trad and various casual kilts and other kilt inspired MUGs. Such a waste of good kilts having them hanging up patiently waiting to be worn, when I can only wear one at a time. I am too busy wearing my kilts to ever wear trousers these days.
I MUST STOP BUYING KILTS.
I MUST STOP BUYING KILTS.
I MUST STOP BUYING KILTS.