What to wear to church (along with story)

[BroosterB1]

Brice,

Lose the tie, add a gordon instead of your tartan and you got what I wore today; albete green hose for the the Gordon, though I could have worn blue. I started going to church in a kilt last year and now unless I am wearing one people ask wear my kilt is. Just make sure things don't scream at each other and you will be fine.

ith:

Of course one of the things you want to make sure doesn't scream is the Mrs.

The only way to find out if she means it or not is to try! Just make sure to take her out after the service and make a fuss over her after church.