Originally Posted by
O'Callaghan
Pretty sure I've got the flu. I don't know if it's the piggy variety, but it doesn't feel any worse than normal. I'm not often sick, so I suppose I'm about due.
If it's swine flu, you'll need some oinkment.
If it's bird flu, you'll need a tweetment.
My unsolicited advice is to invest in a new toothbrush once you're feeling better. One of my cousins reinfected herself with strep throat twice because of the germs/bacteria on her toothbrush.
Old movies can help you feel better. I recommend "The Crimson Pirate".
--dbh
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