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[piperdbh]

Pretty sure I've got the flu. I don't know if it's the piggy variety, but it doesn't feel any worse than normal. I'm not often sick, so I suppose I'm about due.

If it's swine flu, you'll need some oinkment.
If it's bird flu, you'll need a tweetment.

My unsolicited advice is to invest in a new toothbrush once you're feeling better. One of my cousins reinfected herself with strep throat twice because of the germs/bacteria on her toothbrush.

Old movies can help you feel better. I recommend "The Crimson Pirate".

[WClarkB]

If it's swine flu, you'll need some oinkment.
If it's bird flu, you'll need a tweetment.

My unsolicited advice is to invest in a new toothbrush once you're feeling better. One of my cousins reinfected herself with strep throat twice because of the germs/bacteria on her toothbrush.

Old movies can help you feel better. I recommend "The Crimson Pirate".

While humans can get streptococcus infections again and again, we don't get the exact same VIRAL infection again. The cousins got the strep from the same place they got the original: other kids with strep.doesn't last long outside the body.