I would suggest you suck her brain dry of all things kiltmaking related, photocopy what you get and include that in the website, then funnel the original knowledge back in through one or the other earhole. You might want to do this while she is either asleep or heavily inebriated so she might not notice. Be prepared for a lot of material---you might want to make sure you have a high speed high capacity photocopier nearby---a quiet one so as not to disturb her sleep.

Oh, and don't let her know I suggested this. As a physician myself it might threaten my medical license to suggest such dastardly and unproven techniques be tried on human (or her case superhuman) subjects. Thanks.

jeff