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"I don't know what goes on in a courtroom. I know what goes on outside the courtroom. I think most of the conversation is what goes on outside the courtroom. I'll be myself inside the courtroom (should I have to go into one). That means I'll likely be kilted.

Now this bridge is not in front of me, it's facing you, so my opine is to Kilt up, modestly, and make the court appearance. It's just another day. Additionally, having questions to one's self about the appropriateness of a kilt in our American court seems to me to be a manifestation of self-doubt.

Therefore, either quash the doubt, take courage, be filled with confidence and self respect; or, slip into the pants and wonder forever after why you didn't go with your gut and kilt on.

Isn't it the function of the courts to the find truth, legal truth within the facts of the issue being scrutinized? How does apparel or fashion change the finding of justice?
Is someone in the courtroom a fashion cop who wants particular styles to prevail in the system?arf"