Quote Originally Posted by Cygnus View Post
My biggest complaint with the "square-foot" salespeople (not those that purchase the plots) is that they don't inform those customers who aren't well informed enough to take it as a bit of fun that the title they are "bestowing" is not an officially recognized title.

That little piece of information, or the changing of the title to one that is not an actual Scottish title, would certainly make me feel like it was a more legitimate business.
Didn't you read the disclaimer?
Not a real Scottish Title...Professional Scotsman on closed road. Your mileage may vary. Consult your physician before purchasing a square foot. Persons with asthma, croop, gout, pellegra and the vapors should avoid square feet. Not available in sectors R and N. Tax, license and title additional. Do not drive while on your square foot. Call your doctor if your square foot lasts more than four hours.

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AA