I was asked the question differently.

[Bill aka Mole]

Well . . . do folks not ask simply because it has been bandied about for so long that we're all "regimental" and people are amazed and even delighted to think that it may be so? In honest and amazed disbelief, they may stutter out the question because they've finally found someone whom they might trust enough to confide their fascination in this mystery - a mystery which we have helped to create and foster.


Why not just smile quietly and enjoy the mystery and their amazed fascination . . . with us!

Just like the Magician's creed: The trick remains a secret because the Magician won't tell.

[Father Bill]

Just like the Magician's creed: The trick remains a secret because the Magician won't tell.

Bingo!

[Newfoundlander]

In truth, I've only ever ben asked once "is anything worn under there?" to which I replied "no, it all works just fine." That brought out a serious blush from the young lass indeed...

I've often wondered of shooting the question back "would you care to look?" But i'm afraid that might backfire terribly one day...

I think best keep it a secret is safest, hey lads? =) I is fascinating though none the less...

[DrCelt]

A man walked up to the groom at a Scottish wedding, pointed at his kilt, and asked, "what's the tartan?". The groom replied "Och, she'll be wearing a white dress..."

I love Scottish humour, which I think is very helpful when you get questions, serious or not.

[Woodsman]

I had a lass ask me, insisting before I could answer that I was wearing a kilt if I had no underwear and a skirt if I did.

[Mark_in_Fargo]

if it's a male asking me I ask back "that's an unusual fetish isn't it, worrying about another man's underwear?" (no good comebacks to that yet)

[Mike_Oettle]

Newfoundlander, has Phyllis asked you The Question, and what answer did you give her?