Quote Originally Posted by privypiper2002 View Post
My wife was a highland dancer back in the day. The only issue she had was when I was going out to pipe a gig one night and as I was walking out in my highland finery she reached under my kilt and took hold of my... "complete attention" and stated, "Scotland is free, you are not! Put on some underpants." That was about the extent of my kilt wearing troubles.
Ha ha ha ha, snort, ha ha!
Your wife is awesome. That's the funniest thing I've read in days.