Anyone's spouse/significant other vehemently opposed to you kilting?

[Dale Seago]

All I know is it im going to be wearing shalwar kameez. . .

Consider having it made in one of the Walker setts:

http://www.scotweb.co.uk/tartan/Walker/23473

Perhaps in silk rather than wool. Yes, you CAN get tartan yardage in silk. Tartan refers to the weave, not the material.