Great Kilt... which end is up?

[BuchananBiker]

In my experience nothing is "really weird stuff" unless you think it is weird. Basically between two consenting adults it is just good clean fun. Go for it lad.

So the kilt, the badger, the mayonaise, the midget and the leather swing set aren't weird? Oh good, I thought I needed therapy there for a minute...

[zirrow]

... and the leather swing set aren't weird? ...

just make sure you've got the swivel mounted into the rafters, it can ruin the all the trouble you've gone to in an instant if not

[James Hood]

So the kilt, the badger, the mayonaise, the midget and the leather swing set aren't weird? Oh good, I thought I needed therapy there for a minute...

Youse guys are leaning into a bit of the spirit from this writer's 2nd (almost ready for publisher) novel (actually, it's adventure-Jules verne-style modern lite sci-fi), a passage from which which goes like: (Yes, a major character is a kilted Scot)

“First day, Lady Anne, we’ll get rope and spray paint and inflatable pool toys and a trapeze and farm animals and a kiddie pool full of pudding and purple Afro wigs with lights and fifty gallons of Crisco and some skyrockets and a circus trapeze net and chicken costumes and squirt guns full of syrup and antler hats and some Rock Hopper penguins and a hundred eggs and dog suits and cheese spread and a stuffed wildebeest and peanut butter and day-glo red duct tape and caramel popcorn and body paint and plastic wrap and superhero masks and clown shoes and a funk band and a case of whipped cream and a pizza the size of a trampoline and full wet bar and joints as big as fungo bats and some Fudgesicles and kegs and a hot dog wagon for the audience and camera crews. Maybe a zebra. I like zebras.
“And then the next day we’ll start getting adventurous….”
“Mr. McArdle,” I said, “you are the fourth, no, fifth most repulsive, disgusting, salacious man I have ever known.”