Quote Originally Posted by Dale Seago View Post
Saturday I was shopping at a Trader Joe's wearing this kilt with a short-sleeved olive green hemp shirt and the mustard Lewis hose. Out of the corner of my eye, I watched a young female employee talking excitedly with a female co-worker, both of them sneaking glances my way. Finally the girl walked over to me with a big smile on her face, and I prepared to address her questions about the kilt.

She never even mentioned the kilt. She was totally blown away by the hose and wanted to know where I got them.
LOL, of course! What else would she have been wondering?