New Panda Tartan

[FatherWilliam57]

I suppose a Panda Full Mask sporran would be inappropriate? ;)

Ah, you beat me to it! (Do you suppose we could get a group rate discount for the counseling we obviously need?)

[artificer]

Ah, you beat me to it! (Do you suppose we could get a group rate discount for the counseling we obviously need?)

counseling? no worries about that, but I would take a group rate for the lawyers we'll need if we ever dared to actually try and pull it off.

(this is a joke ppl)


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[Joshua]

Rather unfortunate use of slang in the article. Scotsmen, can you please tell me what a "Jimmy Hat" is? Because here, it's slang for a condom...

[cruiser348]

Rather unfortunate use of slang in the article. Scotsmen, can you please tell me what a "Jimmy Hat" is? Because here, it's slang for a condom...

I believe we may have just stumbled on the reason they have trouble getting pandas to breed. Take the protection away and see what happens.

[FatherWilliam57]

I am beginning to wonder how many different directions this thread can possibly go (panda sporrans, panda hats, panda condoms, et al). Anyone know what the current record is on xMarks?