Great Kilt... which end is up?

[James Hood]

So the kilt, the badger, the mayonaise, the midget and the leather swing set aren't weird? Oh good, I thought I needed therapy there for a minute...

Youse guys are leaning into a bit of the spirit from this writer's 2nd (almost ready for publisher) novel (actually, it's adventure-Jules verne-style modern lite sci-fi), a passage from which which goes like: (Yes, a major character is a kilted Scot)

“First day, Lady Anne, we’ll get rope and spray paint and inflatable pool toys and a trapeze and farm animals and a kiddie pool full of pudding and purple Afro wigs with lights and fifty gallons of Crisco and some skyrockets and a circus trapeze net and chicken costumes and squirt guns full of syrup and antler hats and some Rock Hopper penguins and a hundred eggs and dog suits and cheese spread and a stuffed wildebeest and peanut butter and day-glo red duct tape and caramel popcorn and body paint and plastic wrap and superhero masks and clown shoes and a funk band and a case of whipped cream and a pizza the size of a trampoline and full wet bar and joints as big as fungo bats and some Fudgesicles and kegs and a hot dog wagon for the audience and camera crews. Maybe a zebra. I like zebras.
“And then the next day we’ll start getting adventurous….”
“Mr. McArdle,” I said, “you are the fourth, no, fifth most repulsive, disgusting, salacious man I have ever known.”