Too Traditional?

[David Thorpe]

Of course traditionally speaking one only owns one kilt (perhaps two), so presumably you don't own any hose that would clash. Am I right, Jock?

I don't follow. A guy couldn't have one kilt and a full sock drawer and still be "traditional"?
No matter. My tartan addiction has taken me beyond one kilt already, so by your standard, I am decidedly non-traditional anyway. I can live with it.