I have to say that my favorite has to be from when I was hiking on some local trails. The full story is available through one of my previous threads. I was headed uphill when a young lady that was running on the trails was headed downhill past me. Just after we passed each other I heard a ruckus and turned to discover she had actually fallen and rolled part way down the hill.
Then there's the woman that I used to work with and still see occasionally due to both volunteering through the Red Cross. If she knows we'll be at the same even she sends me a text message to find out if I plan to attend kilted or not because as she puts it "If you're kilted I can't wear a skirt because your legs just look too good and I feel self conscience."