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    When Dolly the cloned sheep was introduced in 1997 the Scottish tourism agency enquired...

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    Punchline - "Does it come in tartan"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    the Scottish tourism agency enquired...

    that's it...

    done,

    close the thread, no one'll do better n that... I sure won't try - I'm just gonna grab a glass of Talisker an a good cigar, lay under the stars, watch the Perseids, n snicker to myself...

    that was good...


    does it come in tartan...
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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    When Dolly the cloned sheep was introduced in 1997 the Scottish tourism agency enquired...
    McElmurry, don't you owe us a punchline to keep the thread going?
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    McElmurry, don't you owe us a punchline to keep the thread going?
    I thought it was more like a caption contest where several folks take a shot at writing a joke to go with the punch line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    I thought it was more like a caption contest where several folks take a shot at writing a joke to go with the punch line.
    I see what you are saying . Now I'm not sure . Come up with jokes to fit that single punch line - or - come up with a joke to fit that punch line and then submit a new punch line that waits for another joke ( kind of like the Song Title Game ) . Not sure which one " xman " intended . I'm sure he will clarify , either way , it should be fun .
    Last edited by MacGumerait; 10th August 12 at 11:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGumerait View Post
    Not sure which one " xman " intended . I'm sure he will clarify , either way , it should be fun .
    I meant that everyone should have a plug at the same punchline, but whatever. Running punchlines wouldn't be a bad idea, but that's another thread with different rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    I thought it was more like a caption contest where several folks take a shot at writing a joke to go with the punch line.


    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
    I meant that everyone should have a plug at the same punchline, but whatever. Running punchlines wouldn't be a bad idea, but that's another thread with different rules.
    Mea Culpa
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    I am wondering if the jokes should be PMed to someone and all revealed at the same time, perhaps after 48 hours or so. It is just a thought. Or they could be stored on Funk and Wagnalls porch in a #2 mayonnaise jar.

    Xman I see your avatar has changed back. Are you attending to some pressing business?

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