I realise your comment was some way back in the thread, but that one would be the nearest one to me as well, and it's not very close.
What you describe has been my experience in pretty much any Irish bar on St. Patrick's Day. Too many people who think wearing a green shirt makes them Irish. Now, I'm not an Irish citizen, but at least I do have Irish blood. All the other people who are 'Irish for a day' are a bit annoying, IMHO.
I suppose if we both went there kilted and could round up one or two others it might be bearable. I'm sure I could force myself to look at the young ladies in their mini-kilts, LOL! But when? St. Patrick's Day is obviously problematic - too bloody busy!
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