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2nd February 16, 05:27 PM
#101
There is never anything punny about a play on words, well maybe it could be a Shakespearean tragedy.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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4th February 16, 04:24 PM
#102
I don't know if these belong in the limerick thread or here.
At first he couldn't detect it
So he didn't know to expect it
He discovered his flaw
When he walked into a bra
And found out that he was dyslexic
In a kitchen in a bungalow
Sat a baker baking his dough
His recipe
Was under lock and key
It was strictly knead to know
An afternoon nap would be fine
On a pillow, the corduroy kind
But the flesh on my face
Was strangely replaced
By a pillow making headlines
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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5th February 16, 09:47 AM
#103
From the ashes of disaster, grow the roses of success.
For every shiny dream that fades and dies, generates the seeds for two more tries.
Remember the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" in 1968?
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7th February 16, 09:14 AM
#104
Some years back, my friends and I put together a band. We decided to call it 999 Megabytes.
As much as we practiced, we just couldn't ever get a gig.
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13th February 16, 07:19 AM
#105
I went to breakfast with my Buddhist friend.
We had Om lets
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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13th February 16, 09:29 AM
#106
Originally Posted by Mikilt
I went to breakfast with my Buddhist friend.
We had Om lets
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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15th February 16, 01:16 AM
#107
Originally Posted by Mikilt
I went to breakfast with my Buddhist friend.
We had Om lets
Heaped in all the fillings. One with everything? 
JMB
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29th February 16, 09:46 AM
#108
uncle remus
a spanish magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. he says "uno, dose" *poof* he disappeared with out a tres
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1st March 16, 02:24 PM
#109
Originally Posted by uncle remus
a spanish magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. he says "uno, dose" *poof* he disappeared with out a tres
Funny stuff, although I had to show this post to my spouse. She couldn't grasp the humor until she saw it in print. Maybe it was my delivery. Thanks, Remus. 
JMB
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5th March 16, 07:12 AM
#110
Pine-scented treatment for chapped lips:
O tannen balm
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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