Your worst puns

**Mikilt** · 13th February 16, 07:19 AM

I went to breakfast with my Buddhist friend.

We had Om lets

**GrainReaper** · 13th February 16, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Mikilt

I went to breakfast with my Buddhist friend.

We had Om lets

**Blupiper** · 15th February 16, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by Mikilt

I went to breakfast with my Buddhist friend.

We had Om lets

Heaped in all the fillings. One with everything?

JMB

**uncle remus** · 29th February 16, 09:46 AM

a spanish magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. he says "uno, dose" *poof* he disappeared with out a tres

**Blupiper** · 1st March 16, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by uncle remus

a spanish magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. he says "uno, dose" *poof* he disappeared with out a tres

Funny stuff, although I had to show this post to my spouse. She couldn't grasp the humor until she saw it in print. Maybe it was my delivery. Thanks, Remus.

JMB

**Mikilt** · 5th March 16, 07:12 AM

Pine-scented treatment for chapped lips:

O tannen balm

**GrainReaper** · 6th March 16, 03:17 PM

I really like nitroglycerin, it's got dynamite flavour, but it gives me explosive gas.

**ForresterModern** · 8th April 16, 04:36 PM

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

I believe it was Mark Twain who said that, next to the practical joke, the pun was the most painful form of humor. I guess that is why each one elicits a lot more groans than outright laughs.

**kiltedcontractor** · 8th April 16, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by ForresterModern

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

I believe it was Mark Twain who said that, next to the practical joke, the pun was the most painful form of humor. I guess that is why each one elicits a lot more groans than outright laughs.

Yet there is a wierd pleasure from the groans.