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  1. 5th June 16, 12:36 PM #181
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    When life gives you melons, you are dyslexic
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    I was going to post a pun about sodium,


    but....... Na
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    I was going to post a pun about sodium,


    but....... Na
    They say all the good chemistry jokes Argon, but I don't Zinc so.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    They say all the good chemistry jokes Argon, but I don't Zinc so.
    Chemistry jokes never get a reaction
    Last edited by GrainReaper; 5th June 16 at 01:34 PM.
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    That's because they never get a reaction
    You never know, oxidants happen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Two Hydrogen buffalo plus one Oxygen buffalo makes

    water_buffalo by michael_malone22, on Flickr


    One Water Buffalo
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Chemistry jokes are only funny if posted periodically
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    you hear the joke about oxygen and potassium? it was OK
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    you hear the joke about oxygen and potassium? it was OK
    That was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrainReaper View Post
    Chemistry jokes are only funny if posted periodically
    No they should be tabled.
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