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18th July 17, 07:57 AM
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The new gentlemen's club situated near town had locals who partook sneaking out on the one road toward it, which the local Pastor dubbed "the route to all evils".
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18th July 17, 01:12 PM
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Conversations with my girlfriend are always one-sided. But I don't care because she's spatial to me.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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18th July 17, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mikilt
Conversations with my girlfriend are always one-sided. But I don't care because she's spatial to me.
I felt spatial once. Someone pointed out I was not. I was beside myself in disappointment.
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18th July 17, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Taskr
The new gentlemen's club situated near town had locals who partook sneaking out on the one road toward it, which the local Pastor dubbed "the route to all evils".
As opposed to the imitator shows in Las Vegas, the route to all Elvis.
JMB
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19th July 17, 07:48 AM
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Tubie, the puppy, was having quite the time being house broken but his littermate wasn't perfect either. Which, on coming home to a little mess often had the owners wonder; Tubie or not Tubie?
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19th July 17, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Taskr
Tubie, the puppy, was having quite the time being house broken but his littermate wasn't perfect either. Which, on coming home to a little mess often had the owners wonder; Tubie or not Tubie?
A friend of mine is a fisherman. He got a job where he could scale to new heights. After a few days, he decided he was finished.
"Life may have its problems, but it is the best thing they have come up with so far." Neil Simon, Last of the Red Hot Lovers, Act 3. "Ob la di, Ob la da. Life goes on. Braaa. La la how the life goes on." Beatles
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20th July 17, 11:23 AM
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A fisherman is someone who is reel good at telling tall tails.
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20th July 17, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by MNlad
A fisherman is someone who is reel good at telling tall tails.
And also fish sceals.
(For those who aren't aware, "sceal" is the Gaelic for "story" and is pronounced similarly to "scale")
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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20th July 17, 11:53 AM
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The musician went for a tumble after the replacement surgery. The Dr. checked, and confirmed there was no harmony.
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20th July 17, 12:36 PM
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Hear about the grammarian with an ant farm?
He was a pedant with a pet ant.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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