Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post
Oh that’s good, well done.

Oh! And don’t forget the family tree document, the pictures of the family home taken four hundred years ago in Glen Wherever, when only two members of your Clan survived some bloody battle that no one has ever heard of, one from each side.....................and................don’t forget which member of the aristocracy that you are directly related to.

Sorry that’s very unfair, but its just a wee bit of fun payback for the all too many “tartan justification lectures” that I have suffered over the years!
HEY!
I'm proud of my family crest with the three brass balls!