How NOT to wear a kilt

[OC Richard]

Back to the topic How Not To Wear A Kilt yes at every Games people are to be seen wearing a kilt backwards.

Or proudly wearing their beautiful new kilt with the basting stitches still in place!

(Spotted at a Games last year. I didn't have the heart to tell the guy.)



And drummers (why is it always the drummers?) wearing their kilts super low



Worse, because it can't be fixed by simply hiking your kilt up, are all the Americans (why is it always the Americans?) who insist or ordering their kilts far too short. They're growed-up-men ordering kilt lengths that in the old days would only be for Youths.



The answer, of course, is to order your jacket with a super-long waistcoat