21st Century kilts, or Utilikilts?

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A few years ago I visited the Ohio Scottish Games and discovered that every beer booth had the same three horrid offerings. No outside beverages were allowed.

I had come prepared. In my car was a cooler stocked with superb local IPA, and I entered the grounds with a 16 ounce can tucked in my capacious sporran. (I could carry two 16 ounce cans if I had my wallet and phone in my waistcoat pockets, which I did do later that day.)



(At the West Virginia Highland Games)

At two of the local Highland Games, they search sporrans to check for smuggled alcohol (probably expecting flasks instead of cans)