That's right. Anyone who ever wears a pair of pants is a repressed, spineless, gutless asexual excuse for a human being who is utterly incapable of thinking for themselves and succumbs to the slightest pressure without a second though.....NO exceptions. Ever.

The ONLY men who are ***Real Men*** (insert trumpet flourish and the screams of debauched women, here) are those that wear kilts and flip off the entire world about it an on daily basis. If you can talk smack about those excuses for men who wear pants, that makes you that much more of a ***Real Man***.

>>>>Can you detect the tongue in cheek, here?<<<<

I have a question or two for all the "ONLY kilt-wearers are Real Men" crowd.

Does the shape of the cloth around someone's hips define who's a man and who isn't, or do attitudes, integrity, honesty, courage, kindness and open-mindedness define a Man? If a man decides to wear pants because he just DECIDES to wear pants, who are you to tell him he can't, or tell him he's a spineless wuss for making a decision different from yours?

I wear kilts. I'm wearing one, today to work. Yesterday I wore pants. Tomorrow I'll be kilted. On sunday I'll be wearing pants. So, what gives??? Today I'm a Real Man, and tomorrow I'm a Real Man, but on Sunday, I lose my Real Manhood to a piece of cloth that says Levi Strauss on it??

My genitals have been entirely happy and gotten their occasional workouts just fine in all the decades I wore pants. Now I wear kilts 2-3 days a week, and I don't notice that somehow my manhood has become greatly exaggerated because of that. Kilts are great. I dig 'em. I thoroughly enjoy wearing mine. I'm a kilt addict and lust for more of them, like everybody told me I was going to. They're fantastic on hot days.

But kilts, alone, don't define who I am.

If we as kilt-wearers suggest to the world that a dose of open-mindedness about what we choose to wear is in order, then should'nt we apply that same standard to ourselves, and not blanket-attack people who happen to choose to dress differently than we do?