Best of all possible arguments

[Freedomlover]

First let me say that this server really sucks. That said:

Gentlemen, how often have you heard the question: Why? Let me suggest that you bring out the matter of male sexual health right off the bat. It is not arguable that the male testes only function properly at a temperature of 95 F, or slightly lower. After all, why else are they hanging out there in the breeze, the very breeze thay can not enjoy when crammed into a pair of Levi's? But if outward appearance (i.e. conforming to some clueless idiot's idea of what a man is) is more important than actual function (which it is to 95% of the male population) then go ahead and strangle the boys. It won't matter to you anyway since you never did have a genuine male perspective..

That said, I have to ask the question: What the hell, gentelmen? Are you more interested in your manhood, or in conformation to a 'societal norm' that is designed to emasculate you?

Fresh air, gentlemen. Accept no substitutes.