Quote Originally Posted by beloitpiper
I heard this from Craig Ferguson. Read this aloud with a Sean Connery accent and it'll be twice as funny!

This day in 1971, I was hiking through the Amazon when I was ambushed by a native tribe. Suddenly, a large wind blew my kilt high up above my waist, exposing me to everybody. That day, they made me their king...
Brilliant! I remember him well from back when he had a, well erm, slightly different name. I loved "The Sheep Song".

The guy is also a very talented conjurer, quite a hoot!

M.