I heard this from Craig Ferguson. Read this aloud with a Sean Connery accent and it'll be twice as funny!

This day in 1971, I was hiking through the Amazon when I was ambushed by a native tribe. Suddenly, a large wind blew my kilt high up above my waist, exposing me to everybody. That day, they made me their king...

Man, I laugh at that everytime! It's one of my favorite stories to tell people. Thought I would share it with you guys.