You know when you are getting old when...

**timber** · 7th July 06, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

when the hot new girl at work was born 10 years after you....and is a college grad..

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your daughter

**davedove** · 7th July 06, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by timber

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your daughter

Or even worse, you are significantly older than either of her parents.

Or when the question is not "Are you single?", but becomes "Is your mom single?"

**pbpersson** · 7th July 06, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by timber

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your daughter

They are ALL young enough to be my daughters!

The oldest one is ONLY 16 years younger than me and I'm wondering....is that robbing the cradle? She's SO hot looking.... :confused:

**Cawdorian** · 7th July 06, 07:01 AM

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your granddaughter.

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 7th July 06, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

...Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by....

LOL, man that is too funny! thanks for the morning chuckle!

**SSgt Baloo** · 20th August 06, 01:29 AM

You know you're getting older...

when the phrase "she has a great personality" doesn't trigger your "fight or flight" response.
when, upon viewing a beautiful young lady, you find yourself imagining how hot her mom must be.
when it takes four trips before you remember what you went into the next room for.
when you don't know who's famous today, but you know who was famous 30 (or more) years ago.