I was out with my girlfriend and was asked "The Question". I turned to my sweetie and said:
"This one wants to know...."
to which my sweetie replied:
"So show her, and if you wont I will; but let it be known: she can look but don’t touch"
I took the stance, legs planted, chest thrust, belly pulled in and awaited a cool breeze that never came. The other girl turned several shades of red and turned away. Something to be said about a confident Girlfriend I suppose. Before sweetie was a part of my life I welcomed such encounters; they were what made my "morning after" reports so much fun.