Quote Originally Posted by Captain View Post
I'm a little disappointed so far... the only people to ask me "The Question" are men... What's up with that? No hot ladies to kindly inform of my married status...
Guys that ask "what are you wearing under there", are usually just looking to draw attention to themselves at the pub, etc. Since that is what they are looking for, and being the generous, accommodating chap that I am ask them in a loud voice: "Why, are you looking for a date?"