Quote Originally Posted by Caradoc View Post
Easy on him, Jerry. He's 17.

I remember some of the truly dumb things I did at that age...
Caradoc, I remember a couple youngsters home on leave from the Marines, 30 years ago, saying how umpteen many ways they could break my neck. I finally told one of them that I only knew two, but he'd be just as dead. No one "wins" in those kinds of situations, and I dislike the testosterone-fueled posturing, too. I have been in interesting situations over the years, the last one being several years ago when a guy who claimed he'd been through SEAL training grabbed a ballpoint pen out of my shirt pocket and held it to my carotid, informing me how quickly I could be dead. It was intended to make a "point" to his hangers-on, I guess, but I just calmly stood there and stared him down, the pen at my throat, not saying a word. After a few seconds, he somewhat abashedly handed the pen back to me, and I never saw him around that tavern again. I could just as easily have been dead, but those with more "thunder in their mouth than lightning in their hands" don't worry me as much as the silently brooding types.

As to the question at hand, leave the kilt outside the ring. It's derived from utilitarian clothing which served as outer garb, a blanket, a shelter, a stretcher, and a number of other things, none of which belong in an MMA bout.