Quote Originally Posted by M. A. C. Newsome View Post
Of course all "laird" means in Scotland is "land owner" which is why companies can get away with things like selling 1 square foot of land and awarding you a "title".

I suppose if that were true in America I could style myself the Laird of East Fork Creek, but for some reason that doesn't sound as romantic.

So instead, I'll just stick with my newly acquired....
...Imperial Majesty Matthew the Saturnine of Durdle Door

(Now, to find Durdle Door on a map....)
It's in Purbeck in Dorset l Matt ?
http://www.stacey.peak-media.co.uk/P...DurdleDoor.htm

I went here on a school Geography filed trip