Tartan Cat

**Hamish** · 16th February 07, 09:56 AM

With some of this you could have a tartan anything:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/...tan-paint.html

**Rusty** · 19th February 07, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Hamish

With some of this you could have a tartan anything:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/...tan-paint.html

Ham, I thought this was really funny.... typical british humour. However, there are some out there that would believe tartan paint is real.

**The F-H.C.A.G.** · 19th February 07, 08:20 PM

We've seen Tartan on cats, now here's a cat on Tartan

Couldn't resist!

Be well,

**cloves** · 19th February 07, 08:23 PM

cute kitty. Why is it that they have to always get on everything???
Like when you spread out a newpapaer to read on the kitchen table....and they HAVE to walk on it??? What's up with that?

**Panache** · 19th February 07, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by cloves

cute kitty. Why is it that they have to always get on everything???
Like when you spread out a newpapaer to read on the kitchen table....and they HAVE to walk on it??? What's up with that?

Because cats like to be the center of attention just like wives...

SMACK!

The F-H.C.A.G. here. Jamie can't complete this post but when he regains consciousness I'm sure he'll agree this joke wasn't very funny.

Be well,

The F-H.C.A.G. (filling in for my dear, not quite departed Panache)