Joke: Warning, don't drink while reading

[Dirka Skene]

Ha!
A teenage Scottish lad went to a local tailor to pick out a tartan for his first kilt.
"This is good sir, I'd like me first kilt made o' this one here. An' I wouldn't mind a pair o' matchin' undies too."
The tailor shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, I'll call ya when der done."
A few days later, the tailor called the lad and told him that his kilt and underwear were done. The lad raced to the tailor to pick up his order.
Tailor, "There's aboot five yards left, keep it 'case you want somethin' else made of it."
The boy rushed home excited to show his girlfriend. He put on his kilt, but he was so excited he forgot to put on his matching underwear.
He ran to his girlfriends house and banged on the door.
When she answered he said, "Ya like it?!"
She said, "Aye, it's lovely."
The 'regimental' lad tossed up the front of his kilt, "An' this?"
She said, "Aye, that's dandy too!"
He said,"Well, if ya like that, there's five more yards of it at home!"