left or right

[Caradoc]

Of course, the best swordsmen would be able to face any opponent.

(From one of the best-choreographed sword combat scenes ever filmed...)

Inigo: Begin. You are using Bonetti's defense against me, uh?

Dread Pirate Roberts: I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

Inigo: Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.

Dread Pirate Roberts: Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels Capo Ferro, don't you?

Inigo: Unless the enemy hasn't studied his Agrippa, which I have!

[pause]

Inigo: You are wonderful!

Dread Pirate Roberts: Thank you. I've worked hard to become so.

Inigo: I admit it, you are better than I am.

Dread Pirate Roberts: Then why are you smiling?

Inigo: Because I know something you don't know.

Dread Pirate Roberts: And what is that?

Inigo: I am not left-handed.

Dread Pirate Roberts: You're amazing!

Inigo: I ought to be after twenty years.

Dread Pirate Roberts: There is something I ought to tell you.

Inigo: Tell me.

Dread Pirate Roberts: I'm not left-handed either.